Ezio Greggio
Antonio Motel
Dom DeLuise
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane
Jo Dee Foster
Joanna Pacula
Lily Wine
Charlene Tilton
Jane Wine
Martin Balsam
Det. Martin Balsam
Stuart Pankin
Insp. Pete Putrid
John Astin
The Ranger
Phyllis Diller
Old Secretary
Bubba Smith
Olaf
Larry Storch
Sergeant
Rip Taylor
Mr. Laurel
Shelley Winters
Mrs. Motel (The Mother)
Henry Silva
Police Chief
John Landis
FBI Agent
Joe Dante
Dying Man
John Carpenter
Trenchcoat Man / Gimp
Mel Brooks
Checkout Guest (uncredited)
Marshall Bell
Cross Dressing Agent
Sal Landi
Agent #2
Irwin Keyes
Guard
Kimber Sissons
Push-Up Lady
Eddie Deezen
Video Cameraman
Ken Davitian
Luciano Pavarotti
Peter DeLuise
Checkout Guard
Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst
Beautiful Woman
Jim Maniaci
Rape Culturist #1
Tony Cox
Jail Guard
John Roarke
George H.W. Bush
Wilhelm von Homburg
Maitre 'D