Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
Alison Steadman
Doreen
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Phil Daniels
Terry
Kate Hardie
Sue
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
David Howey
Brad Brookie
Ray Winstone
Timmy
A.J. Clarke
Mouthy
Albie Woodington
Paul
Jack Eden
Fat Ernie
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
David Squire
Ken McDonald
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
Stefan Escreet
Young Constable
Bill Rourke
Blackpool Constable
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
Vivienne Ritchie
Make-Up Girl
Freddie Davies
Referee
John Benfield
Contestant
George Phillips
Contestant
Stan Taylor
Committee Member
Harry Scott
Jimmy the Spiel
Eric Richard
Poker Player
Jimmy Tippet
The Dealer
Patsy Houlihan
Pete Phelan
Keith O'Keefe
The Marker
Cassian Hall
Young Hustler
Robert Austin
Doreen's Client
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
Tony Calvert
Hooligan
John Reed
Hooligan
Adam Warren
Hooligan
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
Norman Bacon
Tailor
Jude Alderson
Girl
Gene October
Tattooed Man
Reginald Stewart
Billy's Clerk
John Turner
Car Repossessor
Alan Davidson
Car Repossessor
Terry Andrews
Weighbridge Clerk
Martin Jackson
Publican
John Williams
Himself
Danny Adds
Himself