Elliott Tittensor
Tits
Emilia Clarke
Sally
Nico Mirallegro
Dodge
Adam Long
Little Gaz
Jordan Murphy
Zippy
Oliver Heald
Penfold
Robert James-Collier
Mr Milligan
Matthew McNulty
Ibiza Ste
Steve Evets
Eric
Lesley Manville
Margaret
Chris Coghill
Uncle Hairy
Antonia Thomas
Lisa
Jodie Whittaker
Suzanne
Michael Socha
Carl
Nick Blood
Dave Famous
Philip Jackson
Mr. Jackson
Andrew Knott
Voodoo Ray
Danny Cunningham
Keith Teeth
Paul Popplewell
Roses' Manager
Orla Poole
Rachel
Billie May Coghill
Melissa
Sophia Murphy
Amy
James Mair
Frank
Jack Harper
Jay
Jordan Hill
Kev
Sean Cernow
Jimmy Two Tone
Tigga Goulding
Tracey
Craig Cheetham
Graham
Jake Abraham
Security Dave
Steve Marsh
Security Sid
Bill Rodgers
Official Coach Driver
Beatrice Kelley
Catheter Lady
TJ Jones
Caravan Kid
Jimmy Gallagher
Scouser with Dinghy
Abigail Hill
Girl at Gate
Ciara Baxendale
Late Girl
Jodie Hamblet
Shelly
Daniel Seymour
Speccy Kid
Andrew Lythall
Priest
Jim Sturgess
Burger Vendor
Mickey O'Brien
Burger Vendor
Kieran O'Brien
Poster Vendor
Kaya Scodelario
T-shirt Vendor
Charlie Clemmow
T-shirt Vendor
Rowetta
Herself
Terry Christian
Interviewer (voice only)